You’ve Found Our Pottie Humor Page!
There’s no shortage of pottie jokes at the Go Potties service yard.
Hope these jokes brighten your day!
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents
Can February March?
Did you know it’s innappropriate to make a Dad Joke if you are not a Dad?
No, but April May!
It’s faux pa!
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind - It’s tearable
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream
When does a joke become a Dad Joke?
When it becomes apparent
Whats an astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Which state has the most streets?
Rhode Island
What did the coffee report to the police?
A mugging
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Did you hear about the pencil that had two erasers?
It was pointless
Have you read the book about anti-gravity?
It’s impossible to put down!
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?
The P is silent
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut
I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my things and right!
